So in doing a bit of research today, I discovered that in addition to buying mouse traps, you can also buy “scorpion glue boards.” The mind reels. Shud. Der.

A wise person advised me last night to consider the alternative to a mouse. I could have a gigantic scorpion in my house, raring to do battle with a cat (if I had one). What a delightful image.


I really hope that Tomcat scorpion traps surpass their mouse traps. Because the latter suck ass. Ick.

Lovely, no? 😉