Good grief. I didn’t mean to abandon my blog, but other things have happened, like work. And Facebook. And now, I have a boy on summer break. God help me. Please.

Anyway, there’s no way I could let this go without comment.

I was trolling Craigslist earlier this evening and found this lovely tidbit.


It Is One Year Old It Was Costume Made. It Is A Pale Yellow ,The Base Is Browm Lather, The Pillows Are Yellow , Cream ,Pattern Of All.

The Cosons And Pillows Are Micofiber Its Ez To Clean.

Where to start. Just…where to start.

The nun who taught me grammar probably wishes you could still beat people with rulers.

I’m just saying.